Monday, November 20, 2017

Korea Bound

I’m reminded of the camaraderie amongst my fellow travelers. Half awake, in full blown caffeine withdrawal, stepping off a 14 hour flight trying to make a connection in a foreign land at 5am.  We offer reassurances that we are in the right, at least there is a consensus we believe we are in the right line. Every line takes forever, and we’re all trying to get a minute of the alleged free WiFi to reach out to loved ones that we made it, to varying degrees of success.

After we get through customs-lite (international transfer) we scatter to our connecting gates and Beijing greets us with a spectacular sun rise. Watching the sun itself peak over the tree line reminds me of the sunsets in Guinea, it looks like something from the movies. A bright orangish-red orb creeping up over the horizon is slow motion demanding you remember that it has been there forever before you and forever after.  I spent a good decade addicted to this feeling of disorientation and excitement, as if at any moment something could happen that will change your life, if you surrender that moment inevitably arrives. The anticipation is often the delicious part like smelling food being prepared for hours before you eat. 


Speaking of eating! Breakfast on my flight to Seoul was a straight up adventure. I choose the omelet over porridge (so did everyone else). My two previous meals on the long haul flight to Beijing had a roll with butter. This roll had a packet I didn’t think contained butter but perhaps another local condiment since it was nestled in the roll dish. NOPE it was pickled something wonderful. Light green and stringy like seaweed, firm almost crunch when chewed. Slippery smooth but not slimy and a wonderfully mild sour pickle flavor. The next surprise was the roll itself. Like a pro I immediately placed it on top of my hot entree to get that chill off the bun. I break it in half discovering it’s filled with bean paste (I’m assuming) and I said right out loud ‘well that’s a surprise’ it was mild and savory. At this point I'm thrilled to bits and two for two. The fruit reminded me of fruit cups when I was a kid and the omelet went down with no winning or loosing attributes for airplane food. I’m all done save the dessert package that looks to be a chocolate about the size of a Cadbury egg.  I almost offered it to my row-mate because I’m hopelessly snobby about chocolate. But what the hell this could be different or at least worth a try. I take it out an notice there is a filling and think peanut butter? As I break it open to take a sniff I realize...ITS AN EGG!?!?! Omg three surprises in such short order! I bite it gingerly and it’s great! Best brown shrunken egg I’ve ever had.

Wednesday, March 09, 2011

HOLY S*&T

Well it's been a while....my posts for whatever reason go in fits and spurts and seem to happen around travel. I am going to Puerto Rico on Monday but this is not my motivation for writing.

I have had a hell of a 2010. Here's the list of things that I did/dealt with:

Moved back from Quito to Philadelphia
Took full custody of Wilson (19lbs dog)
Finished my business plan
Got a roommate
Got fired (first time in my life)
Attended Amy & Reid's wedding (and mini PC reunion)
Started my company DeTours
Hosted my cousin Wren for a month
Visited by Katherine
Held Katherine's hand after her cat was killed by a car in front of my house :(
Met the man of my dreams (Steve)
Got a new roommate
Nearly burnt myself out misjudging the amount of staff I needed
Moved in with Steve
Married Steve
Traveled to Michigan
Traveled to Las Vegas
Dealt with fallout from choosing to elope
Fell into a bad depression

I don't want to get caught up on 2010 rather try to stay current on 2011 and with all that went down last year...this year ought to be a doozy.

I started a touring company so I spend a significant amount of my time riding a Segway around Philadelphia. My focus this season is to stay more administrative and focus on sales and marketing but the buck stops with me so when push comes to shove I will need to tour.

This puts me in an interesting position of being able to observe human behavior...and be the target of some interesting fodder.

I hope to share some of my experiences as I see/remember them.



Saturday, October 17, 2009

Things that go bump in the night

The Achuar do things a little differently as one might expect from a culture that developed from thousands of years in isolation in the rainforest. One thing the Achuar do each day is wake up between 2-4 to drink tea and have some family time. I have to admit I do prefer my family time at dinner but that’s just me, I’m not here to judge.

So they drink the tea and tell stories, talk about their problems and teach customs and culture to the younger ones. Everyday. Wuyusa is the name of the tea. Sounds like a great tradition right? Family time to start the day….yeah one catch. The Achuar use the tea to “cleanse” their system. Essentially you drink until you are full…beyond full. Then you go throw it up.

Yes you heard me correctly…group barf.

Now it’s not like there is a countdown but when you hit the tipping point you take yourself off to the woods purge and come back and finish chatting. Traditionally at some point you start drinking Chicha, which is the traditional fermented drink made by the women, kinda the strength of beer. Chicha is a whole other blog.

So in this culture its barf first then get drunk, not the other way around like Americans.

Anyone see where this is going?

I got the invite the other night to drink Wuyusa from one of the elders, Isaac (E-sock) who works here at the lodge who is famous for great stories. So I drug my ass out of bed at 2 am with my roommate Alex and my boss Amber. So the three of us go tromping off into the jungle, headlamp securely on my head and a backup flashlight trying not to get dive-bombed by a bat (honestly folks I cannot make this shit up). We make it to the meeting spot but our guide is not there, yet. The Wuyusa is in the gigantic pot warm and waiting for us. I’m not totally convinced this is going to work.

He shows and gives us each a hollowed out half of a gourd of some sort…kinda looks like a little boat. These special gourds are used to drink Wuyusa and that’s it. So he explains that you start drinking till you are full up and then excuse yourself to purge. If you don’t barf you will feel bad all day, have stomach problems, diarrhea and what not. I’m thinking, fantastic the only way out of this mess is to barf, my favorite thing (when are they inventing the sarcasm font).

About 3 troughs into this stuff, and it tastes really good, I ask Amber if she knows if there is caffeine in Wuyusa. She doesn’t know. So yesterday I googled it. Yes, yes there is caffeine in Wuyusa in fact it’s the most highly caffeinated drink in the world. Great. That would explain why one would be sick if they didn’t barf, also why you might need Chicha afterwards to balance yourself out again…and more importantly why I didn’t get back to sleep until 7:30 that morning.

Ok so we tuck in. While we’re drinking, Isaac is telling stories about his childhood. His father was a great warrior and had three wives. I’m not sure how many brothers and sisters he had but more than likely a lot. He told us he only had one wife, when asked why not more he responded, no one else loves me.

Isaac’s dad would disappear for weeks at a time. When it got close to him coming home the three wives would all have the same dream and wake up in the middle of the night and clean the house and everything…he usually came home that next day. His father and some of his brothers were killed when the rival to the Achuar the Shuar came one day and killed many people. His father’s brother married his mothers and continued to raise the family. Isaac was only 3 when his dad was killed so he doesn’t have many memories of him.

Isaac then started to tell the story of how he came to work for Kapawi. Mind you Kapawi was built 13 years ago. It is a 4 day walk and a 2 day raft ride down the river from Isaac’s village. So he had never been here. He knew about it because all of the Achuar knew about Kapawi but he had never seen it. Every day each of the villages get on an old crackly radio to talk to each other and get news across. Most of the 64 communities have these radios. On day Isaac heard that there was a position available at the Lodge for a helper in the kitchen. He thought that it would be a good idea to go work for the Lodge because he wanted to have money to send his children to school.

So with no promise that he would get the job or someone else would get to Kapawi first. He made a raft, like with his bare hands and headed down the river not knowing exactly where he was going. At this point, Amber gets up and high tails it to the woods totally loses her Wuyusa and we all fall out laughing. I’m a little jealous because I’m not anywhere near feeling like I’m going to yak but I really really have to pee. Which was good because I had been a little dehydrated.

Issac at this point takes his leave in a less dramatic fashion and I search for a good spot to squat in the woods. TMI? It gets better. So while I’m in the woods I decide that I would like to maybe try this barf thing to no avail. I return to the group slightly defeated and get on the tea again.

Mean while Alex asks if she can use my headlamp as she heads over to the bushes….forgets to turn the light off when she actually antes up so we get quite a show. Now I’m the only delinquent who can’t get it. I chug two more big bowls and that does the trick. Go team barf.

When we’ve all returned Isaac continues to tell his story about coming to Kapawi. On his first night down the river he arrived in a village he didn’t know and asked if he could stay somewhere for the night. Unfortunately everyone was gone hunting and only one woman and a few children were left. Achuar custom does not allow a strange man to stay at someone’s house if there are no men around. Isaac asked if it would be possible to sleep in the community house…essentially a roof and a bench with no protection, no fire (to keep out bugs). He said he only got about an hour of sleep because the bugs were after him so bad. Eventually a shaman showed up and he could go sleep in a house but to say the lease it wasn’t fun.

On his second night afloat he was in between villages, or so he though and was not able to find a place to stay. He tied his raft to a tree and eventually dug a hole in the sand lined in with leaves and laid down. Then he covered himself completely with sand except for his face! He slept like that the whole night, in the morning he could hear in the distance people preparing things. So he got up and went to say hello and see if anyone could give him some food because he was out. Finally by nightfall he arrived at Kapawi!!!!

I’m enthralled with this man. The way he speaks, his smile, his story. Everything. I’m having a hard time wrapping my head around everything. His history, his family (13 children), his dreams and his life. Honestly I’m still working things out. I know I sound a little crazy but you had to be there to really understand what I’m talking about. I truly unexpected surprise and appreciation for a people and culture that I did not conceive could start to understand.

We left our little circle and headed home around 4:30am. I couldn’t sleep no doubt due to the bucket of caffeine I just had ingested. I read my book for a few hours and got up to eat breakfast at 6, I only nibbled really I wasn’t feeling that great, no sleep, caffeine overload, incredibly powerful experience in the woods. Isaac was working in the kitchen and we waved to each other.

Afterwards I went and sat on the deck overlooking the jungle. I sat for a long time, cried and breathed. That was all I could do.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Bad Shamans and other jungle challanges

So, the little curse on my electronics is a direct result of the bad shamans. Fine. I can understand why bad shamans don't want progress in there peaceful and rather simple lives. So cursing my electronics...cool. However, apparently this seems to be the excuse for all of the unexplained oddites that happen. Not so practical or logical however it has served these people for centuries. It's somewhat of an uphill battle if I'm going against bad shamans for some of the issues that are occuring around here.


I know I went on somewhat of an environmental rant the other day. Reviewing it today, I do still feel the same. However, I have an intersesting story to add to the mix.


A few days ago there were three Achuar men riding their canoe down river to god knows where. Anyway, the boat capsized. Two of the three men swam to one shore, the other one swam to the other shore, or tried. This is not exactly a lazy river. This is a serious don't F-with me type of river. It is fed from the Andes and stretches far and wide and it is famous for very torrent whirl pools. I've seen some of the whirl pools on my way in, there cool to see and I would not want to be in one.


So the poor guy who picked the "other" shore at some point in his swim he screamed "help, help" flailing his arms in the air. Then he went under and no one has seen him again. So the logical conclusion is.....what do you think? Cramp in the leg, stuck in a whirlpool? Nope. The entire community thinks he's been eaten by an Anaconda.


Ok, Anacondas are a little scary especially after that awesome movie J-Lo made. I'll grant you there are Anacondas in the area. There are crocodiles and other fine things in the river, not to mention bad shamans.


WELL the search party went up and down this raging river for a whole 2 hours looking for poor Rafael. There was no sign of him or a body to recover, which now reinforces the fact, to the community, that Rafael met his demise a la Anaconda.


Before I go on this is the same community that wants the ecolodge and that wants to preserve their way of life. However, it is a little tense because now that the Anaconda has a taste for human blood he is angry and wants more. Well shoot, the river is being avoided the whole community, 7,000 in habitants, are in a down right tizz over this.


The next logical conclusion? Treck, and I mean treck to the somewhat near by military outpost and ask for dynamite. In fact the amount of dynamite that was requested, to kill the angry Anaconda -- and everything else for quite a distance, was denied on account that the military just doesn't keep dynamite anymore.

Well thank God for that!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Holy S*&! I'm in the Amazon!

Two plane rides, one 4-hour delay, one boat ride and I'm now sitting in the middle of 2 million acres of untouched Amazon.

Everyone sitting down? They have internet.

I know, I know, hard to believe but satellites are a wonderful thing. I'm living with two other women and a long nosed bat, yes a bat, in a beautiful cabin overlooking a marsh (it's usually a lagoon but we're in the dry season)

I've been told my electronics have been cursed that's why I can't upload my photos right now, but should be able to do so when I get back to Quito. By no means am I in any position to question that.

The coffee is instant, the eggs were cold, the company is wonderful and this is defiantly an experience of a lifetime. Currently, and I mean as I type there is a board of directors meeting with the president of the whole nation. I honestly feel very honored to be on a first name basis with a man who has the responsibility of the preservation of his people and land on his shoulders.

Kapawi http://www.kapawi.com/ is an amazing place. Not only because it's nestled amongst almost 7000 Achuar people but the backdrop, visual and audio, of the Amazon is extremely impressive. Have you ever landed on a dirt airstrip? Well I can cross that off my list.

Back to the bat. Batty, as I call him, is small maybe 3 inches in length and 1 1/2 in width. Now I have not see his wingspan but I'm sure he gets bigger. I thought he was a baby but apparently he's full grown. Also, there a bats here that are 1 1/2 - 2 feet long (not counting wingspan). Yeah barf. Anyway, had to get over that or I was not going to sleep. I heart mosquito nets/anti bat nets.

From what I have been told, because of the change in the global environment, the predators of the bats in this area have reduced in number. Therefore, in recent times, the staff has seen an increase in bats throughout the area.

How can I explain that the bad decisions of millions of people thousands of miles away are causing the problem with the bats here? How can I explain that to myself. That my unrecycled bottle, the extra television in my house, the car I once owned, the plastic bag from my grocery store are all factors that has and will directly impact this land I'm standing in, these people who have opened their homes to me, and will threaten the peaceful lives they have lived for thousands of years.

I need to think about that for a while, and it is also exactly why I'm here, instead of doing something to perpetuate this behavior I'm here to help others change it. I am hear to help these people to better run their business.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Coolest apartment ever











Ok so I have some blogging to do today but I have other things to do too like sign my lease!!!!! I've included pictures of my place including the view from inside the apartment. I will need to spruce things up a bit and I'll go to the market for that one of these days. I'm so excited, now I need to speak Spanish and the world will be all right.




Friday, September 25, 2009

Quito, Ecuador




I have to tell you there was a stark contrast between the clientele on my flight to Paris and my flight to Miami. Entertaining to say the least.

Ok I arrived with no qualms easy flight easy everything. I'm feeling a little sluggish today, combo day-after travel day and the altitude. Air's a bit thin up here.

Nothing to report other than I'm brushing up my Spanish because I'm having a meeting with my internship and the new office manager doesn’t speak English. Bueno.

I've included some pictures of where I'm staying and my new best friend Pinky...Pinky is a boy.

Paris Wrap Up

Honestly folks that’s it. We had a great time and I’d go again. Definitely with a different itinerary, I do believe Paris is not going anywhere anytime soon so I shall return at some point.

Papa’s Golf Group

So before the debacle that was dinner. Papa was telling me that he started a new golf group. It had a few requirements. Mind you Norm cannot see very well now on account of his macular degeneration. Ok so the requirements are that you have to be over 80, Papa is 88, and you have to be able to see. Fair enough. The idea is that when Papa hits the ball someone else needs to be able to track it for him. So a new guy joins the team, over 80, says he can see, great…game on. Papa hits the ball ask the guy “did you see it?”, guy says “yeah, yeah, I saw where that went”. Perfect. They all hop in the golf cart to go after the ball and the get down the fairway Papa asks the guy “where’s my ball”? Guy answers “oh, I forgot”

So dinner with Papa and Jane

Most of you know the whole story. To not completely embarrass my whole family I’ll sum it up politely. We had dinner at Le Deux Magots in Paris for my mom’s birthday, as you read previously Papa and Jane were to be well “soaked” by the time we met them. We had a nice cocktail in the hotel lobby and then we went to the restaurant. Papa the ever generous offered to treat the team.

Dinner was lovely, food fabulous and the service impeccable. Ok, so, dessert was ordered and not yet served…and at this point let’s just say we realize Papa was not feeling well on account he’s piss drunk. Jane and him bounce like lighting, haven’t seen them move that fast in a decade, and mom is stuck with the $600 tab that was to be her birthday dinner. I’m sparing you the details but call me when I’m in the States next and I’ll fill you in. Note to self…I owe mom one $600 birthday dinner as soon as I have steady employment.

A few things to catch you up on

First I’m sorry I pittered out on the Paris blog. What happened was on Thursday we last week we did absolutely nothing. And by nothing I mean we spent 5 ½ hours in a café chatting with Audry and her husband. We talked about everything under the sun and quite frankly it was awesome. So cool to spend a Parisian day like a Parisian, with Parisians. Vraiment. Then we made in back to the apartment in time to get the call from Anna that her and Yasmine had landed and they would be by shortly. So we spent the next 4 hours chatting with them. So really not much action to report.

The super funny thing was, though, we wanted to go out to eat and walked away from this nice looking place b/c we thought that it looked a little pricy. So my mom wanted to go to Café Voltaire, which was literally 6 steps from our door. We pile in there, I don’t look at a menu assuming it was already pre-qualified, sit down and realize the prices are about double that of the restaurant we “turned down” because it was pricy. OH LORD. So everyone was over it in a heartbeat and I was mortified, but whatever.

The super fun thing was at the table next to us was a nice group of folks some Americans having dessert as we oogled over there dessert we chatted a bit. I realize I recognized the lady at the end of the table…it turns out it’s the designer Hilde from TLC’s hit show Trading Spaces. She looks exactly the same and as fabulous as she does on TV. Girlfriend also took down a plateful of cream puffs, ice cream and chocolate sauce like it was nobody’s business. Yeah girl…get it!